“learn how the dice rolls work” the irony. you want to teach us how dice roll works? are you saying 3 and 8 rolls the same number of times?
I think the most laughable “the dice are random” scenerio is: Almost every game in 1v1, when someone builds their first settlement or gets their first dev card, the other player rolls a 7. It happens FAR too often to be a coincidence.